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The High Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, nastily crashing in the afternoon sunlight
High Thunder Patch of Heaven
July 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction rainbows (from disgruntled parent Potato Head)
At High Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with chicks, random rodents, a goldfish with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a full attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain themed specticles.
- In a hidden closet at the bottom of the High Thunder Patch of Heaven, there is a mortal combat court for lost children.
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