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Above: Yale Gracey's kid-swinging photo of High Thunder Pasture
High Thunder Pasture
January 9, 2000
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At High Thunder Pasture, you'll find a real, working farm with ducks, insensitive children, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Stinky Pete impersonators.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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