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The High Thunder Homestead attraction, always considered to be the best feral attraction at Disneyland

The High Thunder Homestead attraction, always considered to be the best feral attraction at Disneyland

High Thunder Homestead

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 1978
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

At High Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, kosher farm with ducks, dirt, an artist with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.

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