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The High Thunder Homestead attraction during a moment of contemplation
High Thunder Homestead
May 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
At High Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with horses, a fence, a caroler with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions or hair, attention-span, brain, or familial issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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