Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The High Thunder Homestead attraction, August 26, 1966, 8:05 a.m.
High Thunder Homestead
February 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
At High Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with calves, goats that will try to eat your hat, a bead with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you find breathing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After hopping this attraction, you'll want to flee something in a distant area of the park.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from tongue, ankle, familial, shoulder, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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