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Pictured: The High Thunder Barn attraction, recklessly glowing in the afternoon sunlight
High Thunder Barn
January 2, 2015
Avg. queue length:
At High Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chickens, cast members in overalls, an airport with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Shanghai.
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