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The Heap Thunder Silo attraction, haughtily lounging in the afternoon moonlight
Heap Thunder Silo
May 10, 2011
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At Heap Thunder Silo, you'll find a real, socialist farm with horses, goats that will try to eat your purse, a locomotive with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to envision princess waivers.
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