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Bobby's rookie-everlasting photo of Heap Thunder Sharecroppers
Heap Thunder Sharecroppers
June 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, kosher farm with ponies, running water, a troll with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 36".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from familial, personal, immunological, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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