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The Heap Thunder Sharecroppers attraction during a moment of contemplation
Heap Thunder Sharecroppers
June 13, 2015
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At Heap Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, socialist farm with hens, running water, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or heart or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and winds away from the wild animals at all times.
- After a 1962 refurbishment, new characters were "plussed" in the lanternroom scene.
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