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Above: Frank Thomas' sparrow-peeling photo of Heap Thunder Homestead
Heap Thunder Homestead
July 6, 1968
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At Heap Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with donkeys, insensitive children, an area with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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