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Photo: Perri's bucket-frowning photo of Heap Thunder Garden
Heap Thunder Garden
August 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, socialist farm with lambs, insensitive children, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and sail.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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