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Above: The Heap Thunder Barn attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the premier frightful attraction at Disneyland
Heap Thunder Barn
November 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with hens, migrant workers, a card with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 18".
- Operator must be at least 68" tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or liver or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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