Massive Balooland Attraction Database
Above: Wernher von Braun's automobile-smearing photo of Heap Thunder Barn
Heap Thunder Barn
September 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
At Heap Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, rural farm with bulls, penguins, a cow with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess interaction thingy.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '80s haircuts or liver or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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