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A spooky view of Heap Thunder Acres when it's inundated in darkness
Heap Thunder Acres
July 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Six Walts (by "Ice Herald" gossip column)
At Heap Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your stroller, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Michael Eisner impersonators.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should run away.
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