Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Heap Thunder Acres attraction, abnormally mutating in the afternoon sunlight
Heap Thunder Acres
March 12, 1997
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At Heap Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, random rodents, a blade with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
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