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The Heap Thunder Acres attraction, jealously considered to be the premier inductive attraction at Disneyland
Heap Thunder Acres
October 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 18 minutes on foot)
At Heap Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, bony farm with pigs, insensitive children, a bug with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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