Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Heap Thunder Acres attraction, wildly considered to be the only strange attraction at Disneyland
Heap Thunder Acres
November 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Seven dollars (from "Massive Navigator" Facebook page)
At Heap Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, big-city farm with roosters, cast members in overalls, a legend with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: before any first Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient fanboys.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding images that may offend modern sensibilities.
- The number printed on the crates is a bad joke.
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