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At right: The Heap Thunder Acres attraction as seen from the top of South America
Heap Thunder Acres
March 20, 1994
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At Heap Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, rural farm with calves, pelicans, a turkey with no head, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin, tongue, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful adventure.
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