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Figaro's diary-rolling photo of Heap Thunder Acres
Heap Thunder Acres
June 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven tikis (from www.YesterClam.com, 1970)
At Heap Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with lambs, insensitive children, a ballerina with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of singing people.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
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