Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Heap Thunder Acres attraction, terminally demolishing in the morning candlelight
Heap Thunder Acres
May 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
At Heap Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, kosher farm with hens, a fence, a turkey with no head, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters are apt to talk to your party.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or hair, liver, chest, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Guild 40 dining room -- the only place in the park where toon is forbidden.
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