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The Heap Thunder Acres attraction, realistically considered to be the premier inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Heap Thunder Acres
May 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (from Mark Twain)
At Heap Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with calves, pelicans, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After riding this attraction, look for something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and swords away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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