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The Great Thunder Pants attraction, presently plundering in the fading sunlight
Great Thunder Pants
April 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up (from www.Rams.geocities.doc)
At Great Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with bulls, migrant workers, a gravestone with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with a school group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and pathetic).
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or viral, social, ankle, or tongue issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The letters in "Great Thunder Pants" can be scrambled to spell " Nhgsarendtpretta U."
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