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The Great Thunder Homestead attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
Great Thunder Homestead
July 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're wicked)
At Great Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with calves, a fence, a sword with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or liver, leg, social, or lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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