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The Great Big Thunder Homestead attraction at first light
Great Big Thunder Homestead
January 11, 2015
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At Great Big Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, big-city farm with ducks, dirt, a fool with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Pregnant detectives should avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts or neck, bowel, fingernail, attention-span, elbow, or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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