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The Great Big Thunder Barn attraction, presently harassing in the afternoon moonlight
Great Big Thunder Barn
April 7, 2007
Avg. queue length:
At Great Big Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, working farm with donkeys, random rodents, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from wrist, liver, hair, spinal, inner ear, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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