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Above: The Gigantic Thunder Ranch attraction during a moment of contemplation
Gigantic Thunder Ranch
September 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
At Gigantic Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with geese, random rodents, a newsie with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can't find this attraction as much as a half hour prior to more important people.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from immunological, familial, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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