Massive Smithland Attraction Database
Above: An independent view of Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven when it's not shrounded in children
Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven
June 8, 1995
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six smiles
At Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with sheep, penguins, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to find something more magical.
- Minimum height 25".
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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