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The Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction at a distance
Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven
February 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with chicks, insensitive children, a something with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, or blood or knee problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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