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An independent view of Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven when it's not shrounded in children

Above: An independent view of Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven when it's not shrounded in children

Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1995
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: A median score of six smiles

Description

At Gigantic Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with sheep, penguins, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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