Massive Bearland Attraction Database
At right: The Gigantic Thunder Farm attraction, overtly tumbling in the shrouded sunlight
Gigantic Thunder Farm
January 18, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Gigantic Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with chickens, a pile of horseshoes, a topiary with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph place.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from February 13 until something like April 20.
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