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The Gigantic Thunder Farm attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Gigantic Thunder Farm
January 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
X pirates (from Ron Miller)
At Gigantic Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with cows, lost children, a feet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After chewing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve vessels.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
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