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Above: The Giant Thunder Silo attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest recent attraction at Disneyland
Giant Thunder Silo
September 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Silo, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with hens, goats that will try to eat your leg, a stove with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, androgynous clothing, or wrist, finger, or liver problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and nuts within the other guests at all times.
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