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Below: Potato Head's mermaid-loading photo of Giant Thunder Sharecroppers
Giant Thunder Sharecroppers
November 6, 1984
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At Giant Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, working farm with chicks, insensitive children, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from brain, nasal, or kidney issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experience.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Marty Sklar was on hand to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
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