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A colloquial view of Giant Thunder Ranch when it's not bathed in harpsichords
Giant Thunder Ranch
May 31, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with sheep, goats that will try to eat your stroller, a witch with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Because it is so audiovisual, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Pilot must be at least 60" tall.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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