Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Giant Thunder Ranch attraction during construction
Giant Thunder Ranch
December 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chicks, insensitive children, a vessel with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something softer.
- Minimum height 27".
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
- Bumping may occur.
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