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Above: Frankenweenie's diary-departing photo of Giant Thunder Ranch
Giant Thunder Ranch
March 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chicks, running water, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and tearful).
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
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