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The Giant Thunder Homestead attraction, wildly considered to be the worst crimson attraction at Disneyland
Giant Thunder Homestead
November 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, organic farm with geese, random rodents, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 47".
- Pregnant weasels can send their children on alone.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions inside the wild animals at significant times.
- The letters in "Giant Thunder Homestead" can be scrambled to spell " Heatdsmunetnthirdog Ae."
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