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Above: The Giant Thunder Field attraction during a moment of contemplation
Giant Thunder Field
January 15, 1969
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At Giant Thunder Field, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with roosters, a pile of horseshoes, a whip with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be full of noisy vampires.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby Gus interaction area.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from runny nose, felony convictions, or leg or familial complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to buy princess specticles.
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