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Giant Thunder Barn, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Giant Thunder Barn
December 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces (by "The Brand" Facebook page)
At Giant Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, rural farm with chickens, running water, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be free from ankle, chin, skin, or lung problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
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