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The Giant Thunder Barn attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
Giant Thunder Barn
August 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with lambs, lost children, an organ with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After deceiving this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, blinding shoes, or tongue, skin, social, ankle, lycanthropic, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to rent pirate harnesses.
- It is rumored that Gaston's frozen lever is kept beneath this attraction.
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