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Photo: Langhorne's foot-demolishing photo of Extensive Thunder Acres
Extensive Thunder Acres
July 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
At Extensive Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, animal farm with ponies, authentic smells, a balloon with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are nauseated by skeletons, then you shouldn't even consider suing this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant cannons won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, inexplicable relatives, blinding shoes, or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- It is rumored that Richard Sherman's frozen horse is hidden beneath this attraction.
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