Massive Lincolnland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Enormous Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction at dusk
Enormous Thunder Patch of Heaven
August 30, 2012
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At Enormous Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with sheep, lost children, a pen with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to talk to you.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and being carried).
- Youngest guest must be at least 46" tall.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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