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The Enormous Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction at dusk

Pictured: The Enormous Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction at dusk

Enormous Thunder Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 2012
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

At Enormous Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with sheep, lost children, a pen with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.

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