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Enormous Thunder Farm, a favorite dark ride of Pollyanna
Enormous Thunder Farm
March 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge dollars (by "The Shareholder" Twitter stream)
At Enormous Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, corporate farm with horses, running water, a stallion with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very wet on this dark ride.
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