Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Enormous Thunder Acres attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier shady attraction at Disneyland
Enormous Thunder Acres
October 11, 1995
Avg. queue length:
At Enormous Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with cows, goats that will try to eat your clothes, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin named Steve.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more demanding.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements, punk haircuts, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
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