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The Dinky Thunder Ranch attraction during refurbishment
Dinky Thunder Ranch
April 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 32 minutes by horse)
Eight mouse ears
At Dinky Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with horses, goats that will try to eat your purse, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could point at you.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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