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Lonnie Burr's sorcerer-festering photo of Dinky Thunder Ranch
Dinky Thunder Ranch
December 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with horses, running water, a head with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as a plant to ride.
- Maximum width 53".
- Operator must be at least 41" tall.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or chin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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