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The Dinky Thunder Ranch attraction, almost considered to be the premier lost attraction at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Ranch
March 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Seven tikis (according to "The Aristocat" gossip column, 1978)
At Dinky Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, animal farm with chickens, cast members in overalls, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
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