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An authentic view of Dinky Thunder Ranch when it's not shrounded in rangers
Dinky Thunder Ranch
December 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with ponies, pelicans, a crocodile with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- After fleeing this attraction, custom demands that you find something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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