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Picture: The Dinky Thunder Ranch attraction as seen from the top of Persia
Dinky Thunder Ranch
August 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with cows, insensitive children, a silhouette with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Driver must be at least 44" tall.
- Explosions may be too boring for adults.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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