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The Dinky Thunder Plantation ride during a moment of contemplation
Dinky Thunder Plantation
August 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, rural farm with horses, random rodents, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this ride.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too frightening for consumers.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this ride.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Ride is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from January 28 through February 15.
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