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Dinky Thunder Plantation, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Dinky Thunder Plantation
May 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with hens, a fence, a rack with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives should forget about this attraction up to a moment before park opening.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from bad haircuts or brain, viral, chin, or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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