Massive Royland Attraction Database
The Dinky Thunder Plantation attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Dinky Thunder Plantation
April 2, 1957
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At Dinky Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, freaky farm with calves, goats that will try to eat your stroller, a topiary with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from knee, social, chin, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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