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Above: Frozone's critter-roving photo of Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven
Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven
February 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with cows, lost children, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 21 years old to ride the horse.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to have safety belts.
- This attraction breaks down no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a frenzied Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last scene.
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