Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven dark ride as seen from the top of the college
Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven
September 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 6 minutes with a FASTPASS)
At Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with geese, penguins, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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