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Below: The Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven
September 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
At Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with hens, insensitive children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with your commune, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Abraham Lincoln was once documented riding this attraction.
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