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The Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, internally considered to be the only humorous attraction at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven
April 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with bulls, insensitive children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a jolly fan.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- The glow of Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven can be viewed from as far away as the Midwest.
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