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The Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, internally considered to be the only humorous attraction at Disneyland

The Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, internally considered to be the only humorous attraction at Disneyland

Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1994
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Targeted at: Men

Description

At Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with bulls, insensitive children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.

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