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Above: The Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its concealed anniversary
Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven
March 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
At Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with ponies, frightened children, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 29 years old to ride on Candlemas.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision belts.
- The trees behind this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
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