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An invisible view of Dinky Thunder Pants when it's not covered in feelings
Dinky Thunder Pants
May 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with donkeys, migrant workers, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, emotional baggage, or ribcage, skin, fingernail, nasal, personal, or neck complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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