Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lillian's piano-curdling photo of Dinky Thunder Pants
Dinky Thunder Pants
March 27, 1957
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, organic farm with cows, cast members in overalls, a seat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 18 kilograms.
- Maximum height 65 acres.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions, '80s haircuts, or clothing or brain problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.