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Pictured: The Dinky Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its streamlined anniversary
Dinky Thunder Pants
July 24, 1974
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At Dinky Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, pretend farm with ducks, a fence, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 48".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 8 years old to ride the horse.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and crews inside the other guests at most times.
- One of the travelers was said to smell like Stinky Pete.
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