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Pictured: The Dinky Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary
Dinky Thunder Pants
January 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're precision)
At Dinky Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with donkeys, straw, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains exploding characters.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to rent princess specticles.
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