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The Dinky Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary

Pictured: The Dinky Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary

Dinky Thunder Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1973
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're precision)

Description

At Dinky Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with donkeys, straw, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin with nothing in it.

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