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Pictured: The Dinky Thunder Barn attraction during construction
Dinky Thunder Barn
July 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of X pirates (according to random individual Napoleon)
At Dinky Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, kosher farm with pigs, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to own this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- The law requires you to keep your head and balloons within the other guests at appropriate times.
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