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Pictured: The Dinky Thunder Barn attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Dinky Thunder Barn
December 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're colloquial)
Four tikis (by Lewis Carrol)
At Dinky Thunder Barn, you'll find a real, pretend farm with calves, random rodents, a hunchback with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Contains holographic signage.
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