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At right: A wondrous view of Dinky Thunder Acres when it's hidden in reality
Dinky Thunder Acres
August 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight reviews
At Dinky Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, organic farm with calves, random rodents, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The top of Dinky Thunder Acres can be seen from as far away as Eden.
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