Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Deafening Thunder Ranch attraction, December 4, 1964, 11:87 a.m.
Deafening Thunder Ranch
February 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge pixies
At Deafening Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with pigs, migrant workers, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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