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The Deafening Thunder Pants attraction during a moment of contemplation
Deafening Thunder Pants
May 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
At Deafening Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with ponies, random rodents, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from odd tattoos, bad haircuts, or lung, chest, clothing, cardiac, or social disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from October 13 to May 1.
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