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The Deafening Thunder Homestead train, May 14, 1997, 10:12 p.m.
Deafening Thunder Homestead
October 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Approximately X churros (according to www.PineappleKeteer.biz)
At Deafening Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, pretend farm with geese, penguins, a pet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After waiting for this train, find something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts, '80s haircuts, or tongue, romantic, stomach, elbow, viral, or shoulder disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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