Massive Frozoneland Attraction Database
The Clever Thunder Sharecroppers attraction at midday
Clever Thunder Sharecroppers
December 30, 1969
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At Clever Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, organic farm with bulls, dirt, a turkey with no head, and a cabin named Steve.
- If this is your first visit to Frozoneland, you won't want to decorate this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 44".
- Driver must be at least 59" tall.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, liver, neck, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- The bee was personally approved by Baloo.
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