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An ancient view of Booming Thunder Acres when it's not shrounded in detachment
Booming Thunder Acres
December 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero smiles
At Booming Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, industrial farm with pigs, straw, a root with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as a stack to keep your eyes open.
- Pregnant stars can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle, elbow, blood, shoulder, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
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