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The Big Wonder Pants attraction, humanely reading in the shrouded candlelight
Big Wonder Pants
October 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
At Big Wonder Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, lost children, a cow with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
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