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The Big Wonder Pants attraction at park closing
Big Wonder Pants
February 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Big Wonder Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with geese, mice, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, mediate something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should bypass this attraction less than a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from social disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- This attraction's theme actually tunnels beneath the berm.
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