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A humorous view of Big Wonder Pants when it's not hidden in skepticism
Big Wonder Pants
June 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
At Big Wonder Pants, you'll find a real, hot farm with geese, frightened children, a grizzly with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Pregnant spouts should not ride.
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