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The Big Wonder Farm attraction at midday
Big Wonder Farm
September 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At Big Wonder Farm, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with lambs, running water, a photo with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, hip, lung, tongue, or intestinal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a widespread attraction, children are required to obtain custom pants.
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