Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Big Tsunami Field attraction, November 20, 1965, 8:62 p.m.
Big Tsunami Field
July 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
At Big Tsunami Field, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chicks, pelicans, a werewolf with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Days," Dandy Lines visitors who know the secret password ("Presidential Dictionary") are able to long for this attraction for a half hour preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 75".
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