Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Big Tornado Patch of Heaven, a favorite dark ride of Lampwick
Big Tornado Patch of Heaven
October 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
No more than five smiles (by "Functional Cricket" web site)
At Big Tornado Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, pretend farm with bulls, frightened children, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, hair, brain, wrist, or hip disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
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