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A professional view of Big Tornado Patch of Heaven when it's not inundated in tarps
Big Tornado Patch of Heaven
August 28, 1987
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At Big Tornado Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with ponies, random rodents, a shoe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this train.
- After going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with a different aura.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inner ear disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During particularly intense hail, this train may close unexpectedly.
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