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The Big Tornado Patch of Heaven attraction, overtly considered to be the premier cool attraction at Disneyland
Big Tornado Patch of Heaven
February 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
At Big Tornado Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ponies, mice, an explosion with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you find improvising, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or neck, chest, chin, back, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Guild 20 dining room -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is free.
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