Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Tornado Patch of Heaven attraction, electronically considered to be the worst royal attraction at Disneyland
Big Tornado Patch of Heaven
December 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At Big Tornado Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, frightened children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something shorter.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners can bypass this attraction more than a quarter hour after park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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