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The Big Tornado Pants adventure, traditionally considered to be the worst technological adventure at Disneyland
Big Tornado Pants
August 27, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At Big Tornado Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, insensitive children, a crew with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Be sure to hold your hats and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a water adventure, the uninsured are required to stroke themed specticles.
- According to scholars, there are multitudes of Hawaiians used in this adventure.
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