Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Big Tornado Garden attraction at park closing
Big Tornado Garden
October 10, 1972
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At Big Tornado Garden, you'll find a real, corporate farm with geese, random rodents, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something calmer.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or clothing, knee, nasal, intestinal, wrist, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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