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The Big Tornado Farm attraction, always everlasting in the afternoon moonlight
Big Tornado Farm
September 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten mouse ears
At Big Tornado Farm, you'll find a real, organic farm with lambs, cast members in overalls, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet location.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from personal, attention-span, blood, kidney, intestinal, or romantic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from August 17 until something like November 10.
- The top of Big Tornado Farm can be viewed from as far away as Spain.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second room.
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