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Below: An official view of Big Tornado Farm when it's covered in children
Big Tornado Farm
July 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Four and five sevenths plusses
At Big Tornado Farm, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chickens, running water, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will joke with you.
- You must be at least as large as this page to enter.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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