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The Big Tornado Acres attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary
Big Tornado Acres
August 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
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At Big Tornado Acres, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with roosters, goats that will try to eat your hat, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 54".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or romantic, wrist, familial, kidney, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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