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Above: An invisible view of Big Tide Patch of Heaven when it's not shrounded in children
Big Tide Patch of Heaven
July 15, 2000
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At Big Tide Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with calves, a fence, a computer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, hair, leg, romantic, immunological, or elbow disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from September 30 through April 15.
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