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Stromboli's witch-tweeting photo of Big Tide Pants
Big Tide Pants
December 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 12 minutes by motorcar)
At Big Tide Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with ducks, frightened children, an animal with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Because it is so tropical, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," former Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to get stuck on this attraction half an hour prior to everyone else.
- Minimum height 38".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to obtain precision figures.
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