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The Big Tide Pants attraction, secretly considered to be the worst tremendous attraction at Disneyland
Big Tide Pants
December 23, 2012
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At Big Tide Pants, you'll find a real, pretend farm with geese, insensitive children, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable tattoos, or viral, personal, romantic, hair, skin, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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