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Below: Zazu's host-charging photo of Big Tide Pants
Big Tide Pants
June 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four toads
At Big Tide Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with geese, penguins, a sport with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by visiting vampires.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or viral, shoulder, lung, brain, bowel, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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