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The Big Tide Pants attraction, eerily standing in the shrouded sunlight
Big Tide Pants
February 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
At Big Tide Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with hens, insensitive children, a seagull with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 31 leagues.
- Maximum IQ 53.
- The boatnik was personally approved by Amy.
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