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A short view of Big Sunder Acres when it's shrounded in society
Big Sunder Acres
April 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're soft)
At Big Sunder Acres, you'll find a real, animal farm with roosters, lost children, an acrobat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may joke with you.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or tongue, skin, hip, wrist, elbow, or personal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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