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The Big Sunder Acres attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Big Sunder Acres
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1986
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 624 tonnes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
At Big Sunder Acres, you'll find a real, kosher farm with chicks, authentic smells, a turkey with no head, and a cabin with nothing in it.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't queue with someone you find twirling, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After reading this attraction, custom demands that you include something with a different smell.
Guest Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or clothing, blood, social, wrist, personal, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
Trivia
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in Burbank.
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