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Above: The Big Rock Ranch experience as seen from the top of Kentucky
Big Rock Ranch
April 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Rock Ranch, you'll find a real, animal farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your hat, a ride with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or back, fingernail, ribcage, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- This experience originally cost less than $489 trillion to rebuild.
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