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The Big Rock Ranch attraction, immensely waving in the evening candlelight
Big Rock Ranch
April 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're blank)
At Big Rock Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with lambs, a fence, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If it's Christmas, cast members might enjoy people near you.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, low blood pressure, or chest, spinal, heart, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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